Friday, November 04, 2005

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Ever looked at your shadow...this whole year...i've noticed that my shadow is cooler than me...my shadow is who i want to be....and i dont know why...i stand with the sun shining at my back and my shadow in front of me ....and my shadow is a cool looking bad ass...while i myself is this over burdened dude from EPTX equiped wit retarded shit that was so unneccessary...when i run...my shadow always runs faster than me...and usually runs circles around me....my shadow never seem to tire as he runs...while on my 6th mile my body is beginning to sweat....he always crosses the finish lines before me...he always seems to be taller than me...my shadow can disapear fully and reapear randomly.

x lcE AgE x: Are guy butts sexy to you?
Adonna3333: well um
Adonna3333: some i guess .. why?
x lcE AgE x: why are girls attracted to guy butts...
x lcE AgE x: i mean
Adonna3333: i dont know
Adonna3333: i dont just look at butts
Adonna3333: i personally like girls butts better
x lcE AgE x: a guy gets attracted to girl butts cause...the doggy style fantasy that u can picture in the head..
x lcE AgE x: but i dont get why girls get attracted to butts..
Adonna3333: because they wanna smack it? /shrug
x lcE AgE x: ever gotten ur butthole licked?
Adonna3333: bite it?
Adonna3333: i dont know
x lcE AgE x: oh so butts to girls is like boobs to guys..
x lcE AgE x: i see...
Adonna3333: omg .. i dont know if i should tell you if i've "had my salad tossed" =P
x lcE AgE x: OOOH thats wat salad tossed means?!!?
Adonna3333: LOLOL
Adonna3333: thats what tossing salad is yes
x lcE AgE x: i never really knew wat "salad tossed" mean
x lcE AgE x: Licking butts..
x lcE AgE x: ...does it feel good
x lcE AgE x: ive never gotten my ass licked!
Adonna3333: i didnt say i'd had that done
x lcE AgE x: i knew plenty of guys who's girls licked their assholes...
Adonna3333: but if i had
Adonna3333: it felt good yes
x lcE AgE x: ....so like if ur getting ur salad tossed...like is it more of a one lick...or is it like when i eat out a pussy just go crazy on it like im making out wit it..
Adonna3333: now you've got me blushing
x lcE AgE x: or is it a gentle continious lick..
Adonna3333: depends i guess
Adonna3333: its usually more than just "one" lick
Adonna3333: its like eating ass instead of pussy if you must compare it to something
x lcE AgE x: ok...i had this chick insert her finger thru my butthole wat is that called?
Adonna3333: having a finger in your butthole? .. i dont know that it has a specific names
x lcE AgE x: it felt wierd...

x lcE AgE x: nuttin
x lcE AgE x: just wonderin if u ever had ur salad tossed..
Adonna3333: oh .. ok .. did you get the answer you were looking for? =P

Adonna3333: it can
x lcE AgE x: hey does ur butt hurt..
x lcE AgE x: u answering from experience?

Adonna3333: well if i didnt know id say i dont know
x lcE AgE x: ah
Adonna3333: off the record
Adonna3333: i like it
x lcE AgE x: wow...
Adonna3333: but it does take being in "the mood"

Monday, October 10, 2005

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Hmmm....lets start out with my favorite joke...what did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire.....see you next month...hahah...anyways...i haven't been posting much since i've been busy with work, not that anyone reads this xanga anyways, i guess this page is a way to let of steam, but what do i let off if i have no steam, random confusing stuff that u'd totally see me talk about in real life...today though I seem to have lost all humor that randomly pops in my head, that I have decided to write nonsense, that will not make sense yet makes you feel better, and possibly realize your higher intelligence over me...anyways...I came here today to type about words....who created words....what kind of a dude...or cave man or whatever created words....how did words come about...comming about from a grunt....but if it came about from a grunt how did they talk to each other to tell each other to start making words, rather than grunting...now did they have sign language...so if sign language is what they use before words, does that mean sign language is the oldest form of communication in existance...or is it sounds...like agh agh...means wtf bitch get out of my way....i read the other day that the human male penis is shaped that way thru the ways of evolution only the strong survives kinda thing...now the tip of the penis...shaped like darth vaders helmet...no i dont like star wars but thats wat it reminds me off if i stare at my dick...well not dat i stare at my dick for along time or nothing but anyways back to subject....its like that cause back in the days when cave man use to beat the head of chick...and drag to the cave....they all gang bang...now whoever has the biggest time of the head has an ability to scrape out the other males semen...and able to secrete his own semen into the vagina...now this theory might be true or false...but gotta admit...it might be true...thing about it...anyways i realized that the more i smoke the faster i can sprint but the lesser the distance i can run...that comment has nothing to do with language or males genitals but i'd like to let people know that....anyways....writing this got me tired of life so imma submit it and go sleep bye all...

Thursday, August 11, 2005

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Aruba, Jamaica ooo I wanna take you
To Bermuda, Bahama come on pretty mama
Key Largo, Montego baby why don't we go

Ooo I wanna take you down to Kokomo
We'll get there fast
And then we'll take it slow
That's where we wanna go
Way down to Kokomo



Bodies in the sand
Tropical drink melting in your hand
We'll be falling in love
To the rhythm of a steel drum band


Down in Kokomo

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Nothings been going on, same as usual, Hot Iraqi Days, Sandy Mornings...Hot Nights Also...What I need are a couple of friends to cheer me up by getting uncomfortable when i ask em questions...

x lcE AgE x: lol do u have a dildo? or a vibrator?
velaara2005: omg im not talking to you about that HAHAHAH
x lcE AgE x: aaww
x lcE AgE x: comeon im just wonderin
velaara2005: im sure most women do
x lcE AgE x: its not talkin about it just a yes or no =)
x lcE AgE x: are u those most woman
x lcE AgE x: ?
velaara2005: use your imagination
x lcE AgE x: ...
velaara2005: LOL
x lcE AgE x: how long is it?
velaara2005: wtf
velaara2005: im not discussing tis with you LOL
x lcE AgE x: oh vel
x lcE AgE x: comeon =(
x lcE AgE x: its pozer ur talkin to, u can tell me ANYTHING
velaara2005: haha yes and then you can post it online! lOL
x lcE AgE x: ?
x lcE AgE x: no i dont..
velaara2005: you did that to me before
x lcE AgE x: i swear vel..

Some has grown to my sense of humor and i guess just went along wit it...

x lcE AgE x: do u have a vibrator or a dildo?
Adonna3333: not with me ... but at home yeah
Adonna3333: hehe =p
x lcE AgE x: oh
Adonna3333: why do you ask?
x lcE AgE x: how long is it?
x lcE AgE x: is it rubber or glass...plastic?
Adonna3333: oh i dont remember hehe ... havent pulled it recently ... probably somewhere between 6-8 inches if i had to guess ... not one of those super big oversized unrealistic ones
x lcE AgE x: its a vibrator right?
Adonna3333: it like rubber i guess
Adonna3333: yes it is
x lcE AgE x: ah cool
x lcE AgE x: just wonderin
Adonna3333: even has the thing on it for the clit =p

I just realized right now that my first grade teacher called me a dumb ass alot, and now i'm pissed, i'm trying to remember her name so I can call her up and cuss her out, and tell her how much that didn't scar me, but people that insignificant in my life, hard to remember their names.....

anyways..i'm forced to start proping people and adding a comment...kate
seemed to add some sort of IP tracker to track people who reads her site..

oll P4P4Y4 llo: so u go to my xanga n u dont leave me props 
x lcE AgE x: *sigh*
oll P4P4Y4 llo: 
x lcE AgE x: Fine..

i got this headache and wont go away..

x lcE AgE x: Fel
x lcE AgE x: kill me..
x lcE AgE x: just kill me...
Kayla EQ917: sup jeff
x lcE AgE x: stab me on the head with a fork =D
x lcE AgE x: teehee
Kayla EQ917: bah
x lcE AgE x: Damn it
x lcE AgE x: felicia
x lcE AgE x: quit
x lcE AgE x: sending your
x lcE AgE x: sentences..
x lcE AgE x: in pieces..

Sometimes i make you...makes me want to say kiss my ass...wa wa wa wa...she talkin to me like im drunk
i shoulda known i shoulda left that bitch alone...now im stuck wit..

sweetcakes7981: ok
sweetcakes7981: ummm
sweetcakes7981: i get to watch the shooting stars tonight
sweetcakes7981: lol
x lcE AgE x: wow..
sweetcakes7981: i know fun
x lcE AgE x: ....so somewhere in the world some tiny little baby got killed by a meteor
x lcE AgE x: and ur a murder witness..
x lcE AgE x: la la la
sweetcakes7981: i hate that
sweetcakes7981: i know i am evil
sweetcakes7981: i should die
x lcE AgE x: ...can u say suicidal? O.o
sweetcakes7981: o so u know

She stopped playing after...

x lcE AgE x: imagine chicks that love fuckin animals..
sweetcakes7981: *know
sweetcakes7981: ok
x lcE AgE x: ....how does that happen
x lcE AgE x: ...
sweetcakes7981: jeff enough
sweetcakes7981: sry
x lcE AgE x: rofl
sweetcakes7981: to yell
sweetcakes7981: where did u come up with that
x lcE AgE x: rofl
x lcE AgE x: ur very sheltered..
sweetcakes7981: no
sweetcakes7981: the whale penis
sweetcakes7981: crap
sweetcakes7981: no not really
x lcE AgE x: no..
x lcE AgE x: really
x lcE AgE x: *nod*
sweetcakes7981: no
sweetcakes7981: i am in tuned with the world
x lcE AgE x: ...
x lcE AgE x: wow..
x lcE AgE x: yes u are..
sweetcakes7981: believe me

*Does the destiny child dance*

x lcE AgE x: aaggh idiot..
oll P4P4Y4 llo: lol
oll P4P4Y4 llo: DORK
x lcE AgE x: fag
oll P4P4Y4 llo: shitface
x lcE AgE x: shit bag
oll P4P4Y4 llo: jerk
x lcE AgE x: whore
oll P4P4Y4 llo: punk
x lcE AgE x: slut
oll P4P4Y4 llo: bastard
x lcE AgE x: bitch
oll P4P4Y4 llo: twat
x lcE AgE x: queer
oll P4P4Y4 llo: dick
x lcE AgE x: retard
oll P4P4Y4 llo: ass
x lcE AgE x: dumbass
oll P4P4Y4 llo: fucker
x lcE AgE x: remedial
oll P4P4Y4 llo: sob
x lcE AgE x: gay
x lcE AgE x: haha i win u lame tawt =P
oll P4P4Y4 llo: cocacidal imbiciele
oll P4P4Y4 llo: wait no its
oll P4P4Y4 llo: cockacidal

*extra* 16 Aug 05

I Forgot spanish...and i was bored...



Odio Iraq, Yo Deseo Cortar Bolas De la Gente Apagado Aquí, Causa Que
Me molestan, Srta. Those Days Where I De I Se sienta Afuera, En El
Parque Y El Masturbate. Estaban Frescos, O Esos Días Donde I Fart Y
Lo encienden En El Fuego, O Consiguen Esos Días Arriba De Shrooms,
Ácido, Mala hierba. I el coche de Srta. Driving My que conseguía los
boletos que apresuraban para la mierda estúpida y que los decía a
mis padres era un accidente y si pueden pagar él.



Translation



I Hate Iraq, I Want To Cut Peoples Balls Off Here, Cause They Annoy Me,
I Miss Those Days Where I Sit Outside, At The Park And Masturbate.
Those Days Were Cool, Or Those Days Where I Fart And Light It On Fire,
Or Get High Off Shrooms, Acid, Weed. I Miss Driving My Car. Getting
Speeding Tickets for stupid shit and telling my parents it was an
accident and if they can pay for it.

Saturday, July 30, 2005

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Expected lazyness on my update

...i've decided to be fit again...and...that's deciding to quit smoking or not quit smoking...so I tried it for 12 hours...results...is to not quit smoking...but i did decide to run...even tho its like 110+ deg outside EVERYDAY....so my update...I'm hot...no not self aware wise more of hot as in its 110+ deg outside...im tired...i wanna say i hate life but theres some factors that makes me love it...

JACK AND JILL Went up the hill
To have a little fun.
Stupid Jill forgot the pill
And now they have a son.

I found out those filipino's that do my laundry might be stealing my shorts...so im a bit mad about that...but i dont wanna go over to the laundry place where they give us free laundry and go ARE YOU STEALING MY SHORTS?!!?!?

MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her,
Between two hunks of bread.

Air conditioner is so powerful it takes my room down to 40 deg ....now...try going outside after uve been sleeping on that for 5 hours

HUMPTY DUMPTY sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the kings' horses,
And all the kings' men.
Had scrambled eggs,
For breakfast again.

I saw a filipino gay KBR guy....i started laughing at him cause he was flamboyant....flamer...then he turned around and said in a very spicy accent FUCK U SOLDIER...i was like wow...and laughed some more....I mean i have no objections or nothing against gay guys but this guy was wearing his top wit a knot n stuff...mad flamboyant like Eilleens ex bf...

HEY DIDDLE, DIDDLE the cat took a piddle,
All over the bedside clock.
The little dog laughed to see such fun.
Then died of electric shock.

Gatorade taste good mix it wit red bull....it has a strong taste but not to sweet...so like..i dont know....you guys should try it you know...so yea..

GEORGIE PORGY Pudding and Pie,
Kissed the girls and made them cry.
And when the boys came out to play,
He kissed them too 'cause he was gay.

Tuesday, July 19, 2005

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Well I Had A Days Off Today...In Iraq...So I Do Nothing..
So I'm On The Internet And my DAD comes on...and heres wat we talked about

x lcE AgE x: i had  a days off today..
x lcE AgE x: but problem is
x lcE AgE x: wat do i do in a days off in IRAQ
x lcE AgE x: hahaah
x lcE AgE x: ....
x lcE AgE x: so i slept all day..
ETNAROLFAWA: thats good
x lcE AgE x: nop
x lcE AgE x: its not
x lcE AgE x: cause now i cant sleep and i have work at 6 in morning tommorow =\
ETNAROLFAWA: then masterbate
x lcE AgE x: cant room mate here
x lcE AgE x: =(
ETNAROLFAWA: momsais heh heh

So we started talking about stuff and stuff...till comeon guys you gotta admit you've wondered this atleast once in your life time...so i had to ask..

x lcE AgE x: hey dad
x lcE AgE x: do u and mom still have sex?
ETNAROLFAWA: not today son
x lcE AgE x: no...i mean
x lcE AgE x: ever..
ETNAROLFAWA: i have red flag
x lcE AgE x: like i mean...
x lcE AgE x: ever ever like last year
ETNAROLFAWA: yes we do
x lcE AgE x: atleast once?
x lcE AgE x: for reals?
x lcE AgE x: atleast once a month?
x lcE AgE x: or like a year?
ETNAROLFAWA: not once some times ten times aday
x lcE AgE x: ...
x lcE AgE x: wow..
x lcE AgE x: while im not there..
ETNAROLFAWA: that was when we were at saudi arabia
x lcE AgE x: so ever since ive left your sex life improved huh
x lcE AgE x: ....
x lcE AgE x: oooh
x lcE AgE x: wat about now?
ETNAROLFAWA: of course thats natural son
ETNAROLFAWA: hold on son cause im coming
x lcE AgE x: omg

Ok, so that was wrong...cause clearly coming is spelled cumming...i had to correct him..

x lcE AgE x: coming is spelled cumming
x lcE AgE x: if your gonna say it like jizzing or something terms..
ETNAROLFAWA: its ok son thats my style everybody  have their own style

Well, my parents are ok, I guess i'm ok, with my sleep and all, i get to type my awesome stupendous updates...

oooooh almost forgot the pictures....



EJ Being gay...

Anyways...everyone stay safe..and treat my dads words as what i would treat u all..

ETNAROLFAWA: i have your back son always dont you know that

So laters till next update...